Somewhere between absurd and profound, the strangest diplomatic summit on Earth just got a hell of a lot more interesting.
This weekend, in a Montreal hotel full of medals, sashes, and sovereign swagger, the curtain was pulled back: MicroCon 2027 is official.
The North American edition? Hosted by none other than The Republic of Slowjamastan—yes, that Slowjamastan—the Croc-hating, Duble-spending desert nation-state you didn’t know you needed. And the setting? San Diego, California. Sunshine, seafood, a gorgeous venue and some of the most exciting excursions to ever be offered at a MicroCon.
Across the Atlantic, MicroCon 27 EU lands in France—specifically the charming, salty-walled city of Aigues-Mortes, where history drips from every stone and the local micronationalists sip wine like it’s foreign policy.
But here’s the thing: If you know, you know. And if you don’t? You better learn quick.
Registration opens this weekend, and if you’re smart, you’ll lock it in now—because come Monday, that sweet promo price disappears faster than diplomatic immunity at a TSA checkpoint.
This isn’t just a MicroCon. It’s a geopolitical fever dream wrapped in velvet robes and backed by serious heart. Be there. Or be governed by regret forever. Register HERE now.
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